February 11th, 2010. I've always liked crazy apothecaries, alchemists and sorcerors with tables full of bubbling concoctions. I even remember that as a really young child I was watching the smurfs on telly and always hoping that Gargamel would show up with his evil laughter. The croatians in the guild probably recall Zlatco Grgic's fantastically hallucinogenic Professor Bhaltazar. I could watch it for hours. Wherever there was a table full of strange bottles and weird machines I was there in a split second. And it's been like that since. I studied chemistry in high school and graduated with the highest possible score. My teacher wanted me to go to university and continue along that route. Girls, rock'n'roll and things that was produced on tables with strange bubbling concoctions saved me from that but I still regret it every now and then. That boiling colored water have a strange magical power that reels you in if you don't look away. Did I mention this is one of my favourite bosses ever? Though I'm glad we finally killed him.
Blåtira for the Outcast Gazette
Umslapogus is in the corner closest to here trying to look like he stayed away from the liquor buffet.





